Subject: A Michael Vick post of epic proportions
I was just watching movie reviews on a web site I enjoy, and I just realized...
Pokemon was a cartoon metaphor for dog fighting.
People who are of the right age group will find this fucking hilarious.
I thought of this because Travis and I were having a discussion the other day where he told me my friend Jackson's future brother-in-law has an alligator.
I, of course, took it to "the bad place." Ja9ine will laugh if she reads that. Yes, it requires quotations. Trust me.
I thought about an alligator in Robbins, and of course...
Bring it to the dog fights. Champion, seven years straight. lol
But yeah. That might lead to some confusion. Enjoy imagining how that might go. I know I did.
"Man, that ain't no dog!"
"It's a muhfuckin' mix breed, man!"
"Well...a'ight. But the muhfucka best not fuck with Fang, if he knows what's good for 'im."
*thirty second pause*
*sound of dog howling*
*complete, shocked silence*
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